Match
Today was the annual work Yankee Swap. I love the Yankee swap but clearly there is an issue with communicating the rules. Namely, my idea of a Yankee swap includes some seriously funny regifts. The pink chenille fuzzy sweater two sizes too small; the bull frog brillo pad holder; stuff like that. Some people get it - there were santa candles, a wooden fish (that was from me), the annual fruit topiary (again mine this one coming back each year for the past 4 years), and miscellaneous potpourri. ick.
So, today there were some newbies in the group and some old timers were not there. So, what happened. I SCORED on a fossil watch - steel with diamonds. ROCK ON! Someone else got a huge moose cookie jar, vanilla from mexico, wine loves package, and some cool stuff. I of course love stealing things from other people and got excited about stealing the watch that I thought was a robot watch but really the steel with diamonds is a man's watch.
Maria saw it and called it a MATCH! Man's watch! We peed on that one.
posted by Kar @ 10:17 PM
2 Comments:
It's huge! Like bigger than her whole arm!
and you can't say MATCH because that sounds like MATCH! you have to say it like WATCH and put and M in front of it. like MAAAATCH! no one gets us- no one else will laugh like us!
OMG! YOU CAN'T SAY MATCH! because it sounds like MATCH! it needs to be MAAAAAAAAATCH! like say WATCH with an M! IT IS HUGE WATCH THAT TAKES UP HER WHOLE ARM! AHHHHH CORRUMBA! MAAAAAAAAATCH!
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