Pointy Eyebrows, Khaki Blue Birds Singing, and Camel Toe

If you missed the episode you would not know I was talking about American Idol tonight. If you have not read Rambling Peep, and simply read the Title line, you would not have understood that there was a time that I loved Katharine. I really did - but alas she is a cocky biatch.

Here it is:
Song One - I love that song and Emily tells me I need the full album. But the black pants were a little tight - causing some camel toe which became worse every time she moved. She did look hot in the belly shirt and see through with black bra. that worked. BUt the pants. bleck.
Song two - Her rendition of this song, awful. Singing about the Khaki Blue birds singing, well that is just horrible form. How do you forget the words to Somewhere over the Rainbow. And I am sorry, but her father crying has got to go - and her mother needed to again be strangled by someone.
Last song - HORRIBLE.Cimply horrible. The song was just painful and she just could not bring it at all. Aweful! I wanted to kill someone.

Taylor
I loved his first song Living inthe City - ROCKIN! And I loved the jacket and BOOTS! Great.
Second song, Levon. Horrible. Why couldnt he remember the words. And was he even in key.
Final song - Are you proud of me was the BOMB! It started slow but then he ROCKED> It was great. Now, nothing is like Kelly's Moment like this. Nothing could top it. The problem is they tried writing for who they thought the winner would be and well it failed for katharine (who thought she would make it this far) and the second song would have rocked for Chris or Elliot too. In anyevent this song should have won him the title!

I am a star whore and loved seeing even Tori Spelling let alone Taye Diggs, and MANDY MOORE! Seeing Constantine made me angry and want to kill him DEAD. Ace evoked the same feeling. Pickles, well she went to a salon and tanning booth.

Paula was having another oxycotton moment but I just love her and think she can really rock. Although her boobs were off - she was having lift on one side and sag on the other. poor thing. Randy's shirt was the BOMB!!!

Leon tells me that Kelly and Carrie (gads) will be performing tomorrow night. I hope that is true. It is a 2 hour show so they do have to fill it with something. Of course we will have to listen to Ryan, I want to kill him too, Seacrist, and ridiculous Ford ads, and will probably remind us of all the horrible people who have been on in the past. We will dread every momement but will stick it out nevertheless.