Obsession

I am obsessed with Celebrity Duets.

Xena sang tonight and did the ululating that we all love. The ONLY thing keeping her on the show is the number of lesbians watching and calling in. Her outfit looked like something Laura from Project Runway would design. Dionne Warwick was a little off here she was much better on American Idol but I am happy to see she is trying to recoop her 1800psychicsinger bankruptcy.

Carlton is drama this week but I LOVE HIM! He dances like a white boy but love him. Poor thing does have a sore throat though. Friggin Denise Williams looked excellent and Carlton rocked even with the voice issue.

Carly - horrible. Who is this Jessie McCarthy Person? Paul's son? Well she is just as good (or bad) as he is. Maybe with that rack hanging out she could get a date - they look cute together. HORRIBLE!

Why does Hal scream so much. Dennis DeYoung, "formerly of styx" got OLD. I think Leon had some posters of him over his bed. My sister was in love with that drummer Shaw or something like that. Who knows. Screaming songs does not make you sound good.

Cheech - Ain't no Sunshine. I love this song. And his best performance since this competition started. Aaron friggin Neville. I LOVE HIM! I saw him in New Orleans at the Jazz fstival and he just rocks the house. I adore his voice. The Neville brothers and the whole family are just amazing. That was good.

Marie did not sing with Wayne? She looks good in those jeans though. I KNOW she is like a characature of herself. but I adore her.

TYLER DANE! HOLY MACKEREL. SHe is Georgeous. Jai ROCKS. Tell it to my Heart. WHAT! That dress. I would love to get body to body to that. Dag - didn't she have breast cancer? Praise the Lord for making some beautiful women!

Their group songs are sort of - well, they are actually, undeniably bad. Alfonso did do a Carlton move. But I thought it was On and On, Long as I remember. Apparently it is Badooby badooby. curious.