Bloggable

Today's blogability quotient was a particularly high.
1. Why does RiRi have whiplash? Because I was such a nosalina I had to look at the throng of people congregating at a church. I was so concerned about what was going on that I missed that the car in front of me stopped. Then Ri mocked me by saying "hey what are they doing? are they having a meeeeeeeting?"
2. I need a hair cut so badly this was sung to me today.. "Cha. Cha. Cha. Chia!"
Did I mention I have a cousin named Nachia.
3. Look at that lady, she is such a bad driver. Within five minutes I almost killed us 10 times.
4. Who took my mint plant? I don't know. Did you take it? No, I didn't. Wait (stammer) a minute, I did take it (stammer). Why? Well it was dead. No it wasn't. Yeah it was beyond Dead. Well are you making her another one. Oh yes, was that too bold?
5. Today I cut my friend's lawn and when I left it was more like Mangey Balding Hay (MBH).
6. Can I make a snow angel in your new patio?