And you say I'm cocky!

For anyone out there who ever called me cocky for my continuous requests to "take my picture." Or for my routine postings or forwarding of my cuter poses. Or my unresistableness in certain hats. Or my droppin it like its hot in varied and many locales. well, then you NEVER watched Big Brother All Stars. Doc Will is OUT OF CONTROL! He just made love to the camera in a way that was just sort of gross. Ok so he hammed it up - and of course so could I and I would be working that camera too but differently - I would not be licking the lens mostly because of the germs nor would I be humping the pole after his balls were all over it. I would do a little dance, sing a big song, etc. Although I will admit the doc looks cute in a hat too.

The next survivor needs to have a bunch of real dykes and then anyone else. Who will win? Oh we will.

And why and how did I miss the tryouts for Who Wants to be Superhero. Major Victory is a weirdo. but he makes me laugh. He does make a mockery of real superheros. Of course I would know. And Feedback is simply a doofus - super heros DO NOT CRY! And Fat Momma just doesn't get being a superhero - she doesn't want it bad enough in my opinion. I need to be on this show. These guys are wimps. MV wishes he could be with his daughter but he was too busy riding the poles as a stripper. ugh. Ok. I need someone to draw me as a super hero. And, clearly I need to write some of the dialog. Honestly!

Ok, I am going to bed.