Flippin Finally

Well he is finally gone. I cannot believe he really thought he was a good singer - why would he cry? He should be bouncing for joy that he made it this far and that he is officially going to tour (horribly) with the rest of the gang. There is absolutely NO way that I am going to buy tickets to that show that is for sure.

I adore Antonio Banderas. His wife however, Melanie, has to stop injecting her lips with collagen. I think she could use those smackers as a life boat if she is ever pushed over board on a cruise ship.

Fergie rocks but is also a little surgery obsessed - but at least she is going to the Prasilla Presley surgeon which will only make her look sort of unnaturally skinny in the face and skullesque.

Martina looks pretty good but her song was sort of well, dumb. It went something like this:
If you think hot shorts pants are atrocious
wear them anyway.
If your cat keeps puking on your rug
feed her anyway.
If you've gained 30lbs on M&Ms
Eat them anyway
When the dark clouds follow you around
believe in the sun anyway
When your life is in the crapper
believe in god anyway
cause god is great
anyway
and I can sell albums cause my voice rocks and I look good in these hot shorts
anyway!!!!!
Well this isn't really verbatim but close enough.