Idol Gives Back

Of course I am so very happy that Sanjaya is off the show and what a time to kick him off. Tonight is Idol Gives Back night. They publicized it as a host of stars coming on the show. I have not seen one. Ok Ryan - annoying. The judges - typical.

Chris - I am not a Chris fan at all. Sure he can boy band it but his voice is just annoying to me as are his weird head ticks.

Melinda - my favorite. She is in a league of her own and she just commands the stage and rocks out the song.

Blake - I am so done with him too. He sort of looks like the love child of Richard Marx and Helen Hunt. He will get a contract and is sort of coldplayish and some band that Leon introduced me to this weekend - something like the Milos, Milanos, something like that.

Did Paula find rehab and/or a boyfriend? She seems pretty good today. Ryan couldnt give these poor kids a friggin whole banana - he gave them like a flipping quarter piece of a banana. The orphans are starving. Someone needs to remake or re-release Feed the World. Or what was that song - Do they know its Christmas time.

KiKi - busting out with a fantasia song. I am not a Fantasia fan so I don't understand why anyone would do her songs. KiKi should have NEVER started the season with that Jennifer Holiday song because EVERYTHING seems horrible in comparison. Sister's got pipes though!

Walking Dead Dude - I just cannot even watch him, especially when he wears his hat all kinds of crazy and crooked. His forehead is pretty long and he has a bulbous head that looks like a boil that needs to be lanced. So, I look elsewhere and listen only to his voice. Tonight it didn't help. I didn't like him at all. SONG CHOICE!!! And here is a little more judgment, since their baby was born they have seen it what appears to be about 8 times. That annoys me.

Jordin - starting slow. Looks kind of vampy in the coiffe department. Voice is shakey and pitchy. Horrible. She could be kicked. Wait a minute - one of the best vocals EVER. What was I listening to? It sounded like a broken dog friggin whistle. Maybe I am tone deaf afterall.

Clearly I need to do even more for people. Starving people. UGH! This is just heartbreaking. Maybe I should adopt. Non-sequitor perhaps but it makes sense to me.

Where the F are Pink, Bono, and everyone else they said are participating on this show tonight? Certainly not in that friggin black and white gapesque One.org commercial. Maybe tomorrow.