Size Sometimes Matters

When I picture myself I am 21 and 145lbs. Its just a physical image. This clearly carries forward when I think of my kitties. They are big kitties - Boo is holding steady at 12/12.5lbs (has even lost weight) but satch is just about 20lbs of solid cat muscle. Satch completely anihilated the cat scratching posts so I threw them out. Ok just one. I had to replace the toy so I bought a cat wheel thing. There is a little bed and a scratch pad and little holes to jump through. It looks wicked cozy for a cat.

So, I sit on the family room floor and try to put this thing together. There are a billion pieces and the damn thing is a wheel. So, I am attaching all kinds of things and screws and as I attach the middle piece I take a look, a real good look, at the hole in the middle. I think its as big as say a kids mini soccer ball or one of those bouncy balls that I like to win out of skill crane machines. Boo, the smallest of the two cats, has hanging skin (she needs lypo) that is bigger than that hole. Then I realized the thing weighs like 4lbs and if one of my kids gets in there they will 1. knock it over or 2. collapse the cheapass thing. I put it together anyway. It was knocked over when I returned from work and they refuse to touch it.

Anyone with little cats want this thing?