My friends are all foodies

Its no suprise that like me, my friends are all foodies. You heard the hot dog side story. Now something else happened and I almost peed in my pants over this story. Imagine it...Connecticut 2007.

A Friend is lying in bed watching the tele. Of course she needs a little something to nosh on. Sleep takes her over. Minutes perhaps hours later her husband comes to bed and settles in for the night until he gets up to use the facilities. Upon his return he notices something weirdly sticky in the bed. So, he does what any dude might do, he slept on top of the sheets.

The next morning husband gets up, and recalls that there was something sticky in the bed so he investigates and calls his wife.

"Hon."
"yes."
"Were you eating something in bed last night"
"umm well....."
"are you sure you weren't eating something perhaps with chocolate and caramel."
"well, I was eating milk duds."
"well you dropped one and I was sleeping in it."

The funniest thing is to picture the face on my friend when confronted on eating in bed. Like - oh man I'm busted! Funny!