My neice and nephew

So, Lyss and DJ come up for the day with their mom. We played a little Singsong on the PS2 - I KICKED ASS, who cares that they are kids. DJ was too soft and Lyss was too loud. So what they only knew one song - Sweet Home Alabama - and I insisted on playing other songs too. hehe!! But I WON!!! I WON!

Then we headed to TGI Friday's for some lunch or was it dinner? WE order and hours and hours later the food came. We had the world's worst waitress - LIZ. Incompetent is kind. So, we waited for a long time. Finally, we get the food and being eating.

Lyss and I put on the ipod and did the ChaCha shuffle while seated. Then, Lyss sat back, sort of pouty or something. And we're all chatting. She then lets out a huge sneeze. Lyss weighs about 68 pounds soaking wet. So what she's 12. Anyway, she is boney maroney, and I call her such. So, Boney Maroney sneezes and more snot and spit fly out of her mouth than you might be able to imagine. A nice chunck of mess landed on my plate. Thankfully, I had already experienced ingesting Alyssa's spetum (as when she was 4 I made the mistake of popping her uneaten bottom of the cone at DQ - no ice cream - all spit and weird backwash) and if I could eat that I could eat anything.

Well, me being me, I cannot let up. Lyss being Lyss she started cracking up, which made me be funnier, which made her laugh more. Now, enter DJ - once he realized what happened and listened to me, he started laughing. and then more and more until he freezes dead in his spot, hands holding the pee pee area. Lyss and I are still laughing - so are the others at the table - when DJ says " ut oh, mmmmmmooooooooommmmmmmm I gotta pee." To which mom says, "DO NOT PEE IN YOUR PANTS" "But maaaaaa. Oh its too late." and well, he peed. He laughed so hard he peed his pants. LITERALLY.

Now, this is quite possibly funnier than Lyss sneezing all over my entre. So, now I am near peeing because it was the funniest thing. Not since AM and I were in that school play together, and I made her laugh so hard, that she peed - have I really made someone pee their pants. THAT WAS GREAT!! So, we laughed and laughed and laughed.

Does this make me an evil and mean auntie? Or the BEST AUNTIE EVER?