Happy New Year!

Happy New Year my peeps! Another year has passed and I am sure everyone is busy thinking about how they will make this year's resolutions actually come to fruition. I find myself regurgitating some old resolutions that have still not happened so, I am taking a different approach. I am just going to go through the year with no really huge expectations for large scale (pun intended) changes. Let's face it, none of us (ok few of us) can handle those things.

Honestly how many years have you said - this year I will lose weight, stop swearing, not drink so much, be nicer to people, be less judgmental, not have road rage, give up chocolate, and be more frugal? Its all fine and good until you are driving down the highway and some numnuts redneck cuts you off and proceeds to drop the speed on his jankass el camino down to 55 - causing you to motherfuck him and ride his bumper til he moves his poorass over. The mere fact that this asshole targeted you in this fashion causes you to go to your BFFs house to repeat the story - which you do with some made up details about his manhood and lineage - and you open the box of liquored candies she has on her counter. With each candy you pop, you retell the story again and again - and in the next now drunken telling of the story you get distracted by an infomercial for some new Richard Simmons workout tape that will help you with your New Year's resolutions (even though you pay $40 per month for the gym and never go, use your bowflex as a clothes hanger, and avoid your personal trainer while trolling ben & jerrys) and convince yourself that 4 equal installments of $29.95 per month is a baragin for 4 vhs tapes of Still Sweating (and Not Losing) to the Oldies and the free pair of red and white striped bike shorts in a xxxl is a great deal!!!

Yeah - so anyway, I am not making those kinds of resolutions. I am being more realistic. Number one on my list is to keep my shit to myself. If I am going to plan on any of this delusions of grandeur I am no longer putting them in writing. So, this year, I ain't sharin jack!!! :)

I do want y'all to have a happy and healthy 2008! May the road rise up to meet you and the slowass drivers stay the hell out of your way! Live long & prosper!

Peace & Love,
Kar