Here's Your Sorry!

This story is not for the faint at heart. I realize that my nephew might actually be mortified by my retelling but it is one of the most horrifying yet hysterical stories I have heard in a long time. And you know how I get with a good story - I must Sing it from the rooftops. Plus, if my convincing him that I am Spiderman (anyone who can figure out how to create a gizmo to shoot some web from my wrists let me know - I told him I would show him that trick this summer) isn't going to send him to therapy, telling this story certainly won't. Ok here it is.

Picture it: Sicily, 1919. Ok no, 2006, Connecticut. A sleep over party with my 10 year old niece and her friend and my 6 year old nephew and his friend.
The girls are watching TV, chatting, playing in one room while the boys are in the other room playing video games. The boys argue. DJ goes into the girls' room and pouts.
Mom - "What's wrong?"
DJ - "I'm mad a K"
Enter K
DJ, shouting at K - "You don't have a right to be in my house watching my tv and coming into my room."
Mom, horrified - "DJ. You apologize right now! You are friends and that is not right!"
K, apologetically - "I'm sorry DJ."
DJ - "Here's your sorry." and he didn't just say this. He said this while pulling out his penis and wagging it at his traumatized friend. After which Alyssa screams "DJ stop showing my friend your penis!"

CAN YOU IMAGINE?!