Kenny Rogers is Roasted
Didn't they just do country - I remember Suds in a Bucket but nothing else.
As you know one of my all time favorite Kenny Rogers songs is Islands in the Stream with Dolly Parton. And who doesn't sing the Gambler when they are folding in a hand of poker? But Kenny looks like a new, different person. As Janet says, that is what happens after so much surgery - it all comes back and sags back to reality. He looks like a melting version of his madame tousseaus (sp) wax twin. Are his eyes even in their sockets. And singing - well he is just talking to music which annoys me. Hit one of those notes Kenny - you can do it! The sentiment of the song is nice - I can't unlove you - but listening is making my ears bleed.
Ryan - did anyone decide if he really had a face peel or something. He looks so different.
Paula's hair looks great this color - more her natural color.
Simon needs a Bro.
Taylor - horrible. That was honestly slightly worse than me singing that song.
Mendisa - she looks like a metronome with a coconut shelled bra on, number one, and number two country just does not do her voice justice.
Elliot - I really like him. He can riff it out and he is one funky white boy. All his songs sound the same and 1-800-DEN-TIST should be on his speed dial - and maybe he can get a referral for recommending Bucky.
Paris - again, I loved her in the auditions but I am really done with her. She cannot bring it. I love this song but LeAnne Rimes rocked Paris not so much. I kick on this song in the shower. The song was so outside her range. I just do not get how she can do Billie Holiday and ROCK IT and not be able to do this song. Billie Holiday for godamnsake. And is her mom Ertha Kitt? She looks just like her.
ACE - I HATE HIM! DESPISE HIM! WANT TO PLUCK HIS EYEBALLS OUT & RIP THE EYE BROWS OFF HIS FACE with a putty knife! Shampoo is a good thing. Walkin' where Ace? He sounds like Peter Brady singing Time to Change! He needs to go.
Pickler - did she have a boob job? Or is she just wearing a teddy? And why is she wearing a teddy? Great song choice - weird coming up the asile especially since we learned over the course of the show that she cannot really move and sing at the same time. Pretty good. She can be safe this week. The pointing and dumping motion must be removed from her repitoire post haste. She could have won I want to be a Contry Star with LeAnn Rimes - and her friends look like gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Chris - I LOVE HIM! Great voice and he is so cute.
Katharine - sultry is the word but wait, did she forget the words. She can't do sultry well especially when the outfit is horrendous. She is too cute - but sister can't really shake it. My theory of good dancer makes for good lover has been actually proven false - although the jury is out on whether only one person needs to be able to dance. But I digress. She has a great smile and it works for her. She is hot and cool.
Bucky - now when Kenny said "you have to annunciate or it won't make sense" you knew this song was going to be tricky. I missed the story but he is so at home in that whole cowboy persona he's got going on.
I remain utterly disappointed in the song choices. Who will be on next week? Donny Osmond? Actually, that would not be bad. I love Donny and of course Donny and Marie were on the TV Land awards and they ROCKED THE HOUSE. They should be on - maybe being blinded by their enormous teeth will prompt dental work.
Results show.....Ryan is annoying with the three groups. This is annoying. and rock on with Queen next week. How cool. Mendisa, Elliot, and Paris in the bottom. I know that she was horrible tonight but WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! OUTRAGEOUS! I didn't vote. I am SOOOO PART OF THE PROBLEM. PARIS IS ALIVE! HOW COULD Mendisa BE GONE? I am crying. I am pathetic. sapola. although they need a new song. Ok this is better for her because wherein she is obligated to do the AI tour she is NOT obligated to sign a contract with them. So, maybe Barry will sign her. The VOTERS SUCK! She should have sung a different adios but alas.
Now what? Who is in the top? Pickler, Ace, Paris, and Bucky? Clearly it could happen. I should stop watching. They should have just kept chicken little. The great news is that her CD will be out by the summer.
later,
k
p.s.
Did I mention that I leave for Florida on the 21st? YEP I am! I cannot wait. I need the sun, and golfing with Uncle! whoo hoo!
1 Comments:
I can't agree more with your comments about ace you crack me up I wanted to crawl thru the tv and rip his face apart I'm really not a violent person but he just bothered me sooo much!! So glad I have tivo especially the endings to his song with that long stare..I was like Honey.. he's killing me please pause it fast foward do something
Post a Comment
<< Home