Donde Esta El Choiceo de Cantar

NO one listens to me - I scream at them through the TV. They are in my living rooma and yet, nothing.

First let me say this. I actually liked Buffy an Elliot alone. Wait, whose Buffy!? The Vampire Slayer, yes, but I meant Bucky. He was good. Let me back up to Buffy for a minute - 7am you have two buffyverse choices, Buffy (currently running season one)on FX and Angel (running season 4 - my least favorite but this morning's was an ok episode) on the superstation.

How do you have a voice like Lisa and choose to sing Kelly Clarkson. Horrible!
Katharine - who you know I love - off key and weird.
Elliott - our own favorite funky white boy (is he really white, I thought he was latino) loved him.
Chris - done with red hot chilli peppers, etc. but think he will be in the final 2
Ace - boy do I hate him. Despise him.
Pickler - soap suds and what? bad
Mendisa - odd choice. not liking it at all. But love her to death.
Taylor - was good but so normally Taylor.
Paris - all she needed was a pole and some liquid latex.

Starting the show with that horrible song and video with the cars was just bad. Following with Shakira made me forget the horrendous song that started the show. I could watch her body move all day, all night, in stereo. I'll be iTuning that song in the morning - and hello maybe I need to join Vcast for my verizon wireless so I can watch the video over and over and over again.

What is wrong with Ryan - he looks odd. Is it just his metrosexualness? Did he get a facial peel? And my girl lost a bunch of weight and is looking less appealing. Lisa's brows are still perfecto.

Great choice to kick Lisa but she should have gone a few weeks ago. Why is pickler still here - she is cute and the judges like to make fun of her because of course pickler has no clue anyone is making fun of her. What is the word? Lord, I am losing it. Lisa needs to go star in Wicked or some other fab broadway show.