Top Heavy?

Story of the day:

Ri-Ri's boss, Hagzilla, has been out of work for the past three days. Why you ask? Well the poor thing threw her back out. How you ask? Well she was innocently shaving her legs when all of a sudden, the weight of her breasts caused her to stumble forward a bit - much like Jennifer Gardner at the Oscars. Unfortunately for Hagzilla, because of the monstrosity that is her chest, she couldn't get a grip on anything and the added weight made her tumble too far forward. In hoisting the girls back up - she threw out her back. HOW FUNNY is that? Ok the image is kind of frightening and gads who needs to imagine her naked - but HYSTERICAL! And since she is telling everyone, I thought it was my duty to spread the word more globally. LOL!

So, the lesson here is if you want balance while shaving - junk in the trunk is better than a gargantuan rack.