Poise anyone

I am literally going to pee myself.

I am watching the top 40 reality tv moments on vh1 and literally cracking up. I am going to pee soon. I can feel it. They just finished the Sanjaya killing the kinks why some little girl is crying in the audience. And now poor Myrna and Smirna from the amazing race. Schmirna had to put on a suit of armor and lead a horse around. The comedians on this show are hysterical. And my boy Clinton from What not to wear is on and I love him. I need to have my own show because the way these people are cutting up on these folks is the funniest thing and well, people say I am funny and that I am judgmental and clearly I can rock this out!

What I can rock out - what my job needs to be is the host of the show Cheaters. It is exactly what you think - one party of the relationship calls the show and says I think my partner is cheating. The team goes out and finds that yes he/she is cheating. They show the video and then they go with the non-cheating spouse to the no-tell motel to find cheater and the jig is up! This is a perfect job for a camera whore nosalina like me.

And...who knew there were so many reality shows. There is one called engaged and underage. This 19 year old is marrying another 19 year old and fiance's mom is a professional bikini waxer. The girl decides to let mom-in-law to be WAX her. Now how would let their mother in law wax their box? NO ONE but this chick. To make it worse the mom-in-law wants to know if she wants it in a heart, a charger bolt, or bare. Sister friend either chose bare OR she had one madly overgrown carpet because when one wax strip was pulled there was a small cat in mom-in-law's hand. Meow!

I am now going to dedicate myself to reality tv. The closest I come is american idol, one season of big broter, the amazing race, and a weekend of flava of love and rock of love. I need more because this stuff is FUNNY!