Your the one that I want, Marina!

Did you see the premeire of this show? Horrible. Ok not that bad but pretty bad. They are apparently casting for the roles of Danny and Sandy in the Broadway musical of Grease. Now, answer me this - why would anyone trying out for Sandy sing a Rizzo song? Hopelessly devoted to you is one thing and that was clearly the popular choice for the opening show. But when you move to track, what, 24, 25 its Rizzo singing there are worse things I could do! Not Sandy! Some lame singers - some great singers, the big girls rocked, but of course they were not Sandy types. whatever. It was interesting.

The Apprentice stars a woman who played for the 2002 Olympic Ice Hockey team. Way cool!

And then... the L Word. I love to hate it as you know. I hate Bette and Tina more than usual. I love Kit but want her to be gay but Angus really loves her and that is cute. Shane is loco - too bad Carmen is gone forever. When did Roseanna Arquette become such a bitch - wait, when Shane told her she was in love with Carmen. Right, that was when she got pissed and turned to unhealthy behavior. Jenny, I actually liked a little bit - but that french girlfriend was sort of like a whore, but a good whore who will tie you up in her hot little black panties. Note to the interested: when using food in foreplay or in sex games - never throw a container of moldy creme freshe because instead of being turned on I would probably vomit as I was trying to scrub down the floor. Anyway, I digress. They wrapped up the whole shane leaving carment thing; laura leaving alyce thing; kit being pregnant thing (still not sure if she'll abort); bette stealing the baby thing; and the helena being a broke ass. Great line "I never imagined it would feel this warm and fuzzy being poor." or something like that. of course Alyce is going to take care of her - that is, show her how to live like a real middle class person. Unfortunately Max is still not dead. I hate that character. There were a number of interesting internet tie ins: the whole l word jewlery line as evidenced by shane's jewels, my space had a few, as did the Times, and OUt magazine, and the new site for L word fans something www.ourchart.com which is supposed to give you the ability to start your own solar system of lesbian sex. And recall Alyce's solar system, shane being the main hub - well there is a new hottie in town, she's not introduced yet but her legend lives and her name is Papi.

Here is the big part...Jenny is about to do a book reading at the planet, Kit is introducing her, and someone with a hat on walks in. Of course we are lead to believe its papi...then we see her and its - wait for it - wait for it - MARINA! I Couldn't believe it. I actually jumped out of my chair and then did a happy dance. I am still giddy over seeing her and basically replaid the whole thing over and over because I adore Marina. My favorite character on this show. Apparently though her presence was only to give Jenny closure. WHAT? who cares, I saw her again!

Can't wait to see Armed and Famous. I can't imagine the casting call for that one - especially when Erik Estrada had some "domestics" in his past and Latoya Jackson, queen of coke and snakes in interesting places, end up as the primary stars. But who am I really?