Mother's Day

I wanted to make a mother's day haiku but there is just too much to say. One of my favorite but overplayed ad campaigns is the mastercard ad and so here is an homage to my mom.

Expired cocktail sauce and horseradish = ruined shrimp cocktail
Mushroom Ravioli in butter and olive oil = gag reflex invokment
Brown C-3 Cranberry sauce = thrown into garbage
Nutty Turkey = not sure what that even was
A wonderful home cooked mother's day meal = priceless - if by priceless you mean ASS!!!!

No, LiLi, she still can't cook!