Are you naked?

Typically this question is asked in two different ways: the first, when someone wants to see another naked (i.e., wants-to-get-with-me! - now you should have punctuated each word with a sort of cheerleader type pump of the hands like that comic I can't quite remember) ; and second when someone does not want to see another naked (i.e., TMI or yikes or gads I used to change your diapers and that was enough).

Tonight, an inquiry was posed - was I naked when I recorded my voice mail message? My first response was a Napoleon Dynamitesque .. Heck No! Then I listend to it. Its professional. Sounds sort of like me - although my voice in my head is deeper and accented like Sophia Lauren and less nasally. But then I listened again and thought, shit maybe MB was right. Its not out of the question - you know I multitask. I can sing and think about work in the shower; have a meeting, listen to my voice mail and respond to email; cook, listen to music, and read my latest book - wait that could explain my failures in cooking, bad example. Well, I multitask - that's the bottom line so now I am thinking what the hell was I doing at the time? Good lord, I'm thinking that maybe I was sans clothes and I sound like some sort of gigilo! I clearly have to change the message. Jeeze, thanks for bringing that up!