Slowsky

As I was rushing home to catch Jeopardy I got stuck behind every jankass drivers. The first pulled out in front of me. As I was cursing the first, I found myself behind a van. Typically vans are a mistake - you should avoid them if you can. Why? Well sometimes there are a million kids in that van and all kinds of family equipment which means distracted driver. Sometimes it means old people are inside. Old people who want to get to the CVS, grocery store, doctor's appointment, or heaven forbid Bingo. This particular van was red and slow and sported a bumper sticker that merely said John 3:16. Given my state of mind I assumed the sticker meant something like Blessed are the slow on the road. Or, the Lord came down and smote those trying to run me off the road because of my inability to approach the speed limit. OR better - Lord, despite the fact that I know exactly what I do, I know you will forgive my unrepentent soul when I slam my car into the rear end of this slowass van with the religious bumper sticker.

I learned tonight that there are a number of religious/bible sites. I also learned that the verse from some version of the bible may or may not say: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life unless they cursed a slow driver on the road."